Dear Headache,
Please go away! I tolerated you all morning thinking you just needed to express yourself and would stop eventually, however that doesn't seem to be the case. You must understand that the screaming children that occupy this household do not help your cause and so therefore I must ask you to leave immediately!! Thanks you.
Sincerely,
Migraine Mom
Dear Cleaning Fairy,
Welcome to my home! I have been saving the best for you. The laundry is all piled up, toys strung all over, dishes on the counter and dust is flying, so feel free to show up at anytime. In fact, to ensure that we do not bother you during your visit, we will be going to bed early tonight. I look forward to waking in the morning to a nice and clean house and appreciate your help!!
Sincerely,
Horrible Housewife
Dear Junk Food Cravings,
GO AWAY!! I do not need any help putting weight on. I try controlling myself. I start out with a nice breakfast, a salad for lunch and when I get home from work there you are...waiting for me....calling me. If you would just leave me alone I would be able to shed a few pounds, therefore leaving me more energetic and a little less moody. I don't think that it is asking too much for you to step out of my life, it would be the best for both of us. I hope that you realize I will miss you deeply and long for the day we can be together again, but goodbye for now!
Sincerely,
Chunky Chick
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